here is a random story that came to my mind halfway while i was walking home and den i gt so amused by it i started laughing to myself and den ppl are like throwing me *that* kind of look. HAHAHAHA

one day big bad wolfy accidentally travelled through a time machine, and came to our modern day society. he saw this house where a little girl is roasting pig. so he gt jealous and knocked on the door.

wolfy," OPEN THE DOOR IF NOT I HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW UR HOUSE DOWN!”

little girl, “stupid.”

wolfy,"huffffffffffffffffff”

little girl,"wah so cooling, nice,nice. blow some more”

wolfy,"ZZZZZZ”

little girl,"haha loser”

wolfy,"wadeva, giv me a piece of ur pork.

little girl,"okay, u can come in through the chimney.

and so stupid loser wolfy jumped into the chimney and gt burnt to death.

-the end-

 

den after that i tot that abit not fair to wolfy, so i started making up another version of the story from the dialogue onwards:

wolfy,"OPEN THE DOOR IF NOT I HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW UR HOUSE DOWN!”

little girl,"blow lah! stupid.”

wolfy,"HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF” (and the house really kena blew down) (**with the assumption that this wolf gt super lung power)

little girl,"OMG”

wolfy,"wahahaha, YAYYYYY”

little girl,"NOOOOOOOOO”

wolfy,"MUAHAHAHAHAA, I OWN”

little girl,"LOL”

and so wolfy gt angry and ate the little girl up.

-the end-

 

again i tot, both stories abit sadist. so i shall make another version wif happy happy ending:

wolfy:"OPEN THE DOOR IF NOT I HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW UR HOUSE DOWN!”

little girl:"LAME LA, WASTE UR BREATH, COME IN LA.”

wolfy:"whoo, so nice ar”

little girl:"of course :D:D”

wolfy:"yayyyy!”

and so they both sat down tgt happily eating pork for the rest of their lives.

 

okay i seriously think that i very boliao. HAHA WAD TO DO, THIS IS THE FANTASTIC RESULT OF BOREDOM. heheheheehehe

lalalla- heck chem liao.